24: david sedaris

a couple of years ago, i went with a friend to see david sedaris speak. afterward we waited over two hours in line to get our books signed. one of the great things about david sedaris is that when security was trying to get him to close up, he refused to leave until he made it through the entire line.

when it was finally my turn to talk to him, he looked at me and said, “oh my god. you have amazing breasts!” the last thing i ever expected him to say, but IT WAS AWESOME. he went on about them, and then he told me how he has calves like i have boobs, that his calves are the made of steel and his absolute favorite feature. he signed my book and drew a picture of his calf muscle. definitely worth the wait.

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I drink too much unsweetened iced tea, sleep too little and laugh too loud, all while creating something new every day and trying to remember there is beauty in everything.

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